disruptedoriginal

14th April 2012

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I hate these ships

and I’ll tell you why:

LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THIS FUCKING THING.

FUCKING LOOK AT THAT.  THIS IS THE MS OASIS OF THE SEAS.  THIS BITCH IS 380 METERS LONG.  IT WEIGHS OVER 225,000 TONS.  WHAT THE FUCK WOULD YOU EVEN DO WITH A SHIP THAT BIG?  BESIDES ACCIDENTALLY SKIM THE EDGE OF THE MOON AND DIE?

AND LET’S NOT FORGET THIS SHIP’S SISTER, MS ALLURE OF THE SEAS.

CHRIST JUST LOOK AT THAT BITCH.  IT’S ACTUALLY LONGER THAN OASIS BY TWO FEET.  THOSE TWO FEET ARE WHAT WILL END YOU.

JESUS CHRIST IT’S LIKE A FLOATING STATE OF RHODE ISLAND. COULD YOU IMAGINE BEING ON THIS THING WHEN THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE HIT?

THESE SHIPS SERIOUSLY TERRIFY ME.  JUST LOOK AT THEM.  THEIR TOP SPEED IS 25 MILES PER HOUR.  COULD YOU IMAGINE GETTING HIT BY THE EMPIRE STATE BUILDING AT 25 MILES PER HOUR HOLY SHIT

Tagged: this is a PSA

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    Haha I thought it was going to be like some fandom thing. For example I hate Kataang because it’s stupid and cliche and...
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    how rude :(
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    That’s kinda harsh, man. There’s gotta be something good about those ships.
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    Seriously, the people who like these ships need to have their heads examined. That’s just not right, you know.
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